In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of experts recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form. It will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This product will give new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and a "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. So by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.
If you find this joke to be in bad taste I really don't care.
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